Tiger Woods said...

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. "

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agencja seo from xyjmdoou@deljqafg.com (February 4, 2012)
hate the captcha

phillip rapulane from potchefsroom (April 29, 2011)
tiger woods he is good golf player i like tiger and he is my roll model

joe di lauro from MONTREAL-canada (April 28, 2011)
tiger is my man-he's the best golfer of all times.

there is no other golfer who can sike himself

to win a tournament.

i'm sure he will be his own self again.

GOOD LUCK TIGER__GO GET THEM

Moshabi Makgobi from Maun, botswana (April 15, 2011)
Tiger, you are great my man and you are my star, keep it up.

karani ken from nairobi,kenya (March 29, 2011)
bravooo!TIGER keep it burning, you will make it to the end.

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A Long Drive for Endorsements!

Eldrick "Tiger" Woods is regarded as America's golf guru -- the "future of golf" and "the best golfer of all time."

Woods was nick-named "Tiger" by his father as a Vietnamese army officer. His birth-given name was Eldrick, but since he has achieved national prominence he has always been called Tiger Woods. Before his death at age 74 in May 2006, Woods' father Earl Woods was the chairman of the Tiger Woods Foundation, a charitable organization.

Woods' mixed race has made him a role model for minorities and especially young people in the United States. He told Oprah Winfrey that he refers to himself as "Cablinasian," -- a mixture of caucasian, black, American Indian and asian.

His biggest impact on fans is his deadly accurate long drive. He won three consecutive American Amateur titles and then turned pro in 1996 when he signed a $40 million contract with Nike. In April of 2001, Woods won The Masters for a second time and became the first golfer to hold the 2000 US Open, British Open and PGA Championship, and 2001 Masters titles simultaneously. He also won The Masters in 2002 and 2005. In all, Woods has won over 45 official money events on the PGA Tour and 15 other professional titles and is only one of five golfers to have won all four major professional championships.

Recently, Woods has seen two amazing streaks. First, his 264 weeks as the highest-ranked player was stopped by Vijay Singh in September, 2005. In May 2005, his PGA Tour record of making consecutive cuts ended at the EDS Byron Nelson Championship. He made $80 million from endorsements and appearance fees.

Tiger always wears a red shirt during the final round of every tournament he plays in. The red color, particularly in his mother's position, is a symbol of power.

The mention of Woods has become a device to attract publicity. In 2002, he endorsed the 2002 Buick Rendezvou SUV, which was later deemed the second most dangerous by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety. He also has mutual funds which do not meet activists' ethical investment requirements.

Woods became engaged to Swedish model, Elin Nordegren in 2003 after being introduced by golfer Jesper Parnevik. They married in front of approximately 200 friends and family on October 5, 2004. Their home is in Windermere, Florida (an Orlando suburb).

Tiger Woods Poll Results

This poll ran from December 14 to 20, 2009.

Mondo Stars Poll Results

"Tiger Woods is alot like the rest of us." True 773/47% False 864/53%

Votes: 1637

Jack Shafer, from the article "Par for the Course - Why we can't get enough of the stories about Tiger Woods and the Salahis," posted at Slate on December 2, 2009. Shafer wrote:

"Given how desperately we want to believe in a human god, it didn't take much peddling from Team Tiger for us to accept Woods as a modern deity. With every new tournament victory, every new product endorsement, his divinity grew. His marketers made him a symbol of tolerance and brotherhood, and his father, Earl Woods, spoke gibberish about his son being a creature of destiny. Getting married and having children only added to Woods' marketability. I'm divine and monogamous and the center of a happy nuclear family. And we ate it up.

So now that the "real" Woods has been revealed as a wild bone-daddy who behaves more like your out-of-work, alcoholic brother-in-law than an object of worship, we feel cheated. Aside from the hundreds of millions he's earned from golf tournaments and endorsements, turns out he's a lot like the rest of us. Our hunger for salacious news about him isn't necessarily about voyeurism. We're embarrassed by the gap between who we believed Woods to be and who he really is; and, having put Woods on that pedestal, we want to bring him down where he belongs—with the rest of us sinners. We're like the kid who, upon learning that there is no Santa Claus, conducts a wide-ranging investigation to determine how such a fraud was perpetrated on him. And we'll keep consuming Woods news until our picture of him more closely conforms with reality. We love to crown kings and cultivate messiahs. And then kill them.

"I'm human and I'm not perfect," Woods said in his post-crash communiqué to his public. "I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect," he reiterates in his second communiqué, published today, in which he confesses his "transgressions." Gee, Mr. Woods, where did we ever get the idea that you were perfect? Oh, from you!

This poll ran from June 23 to 29, 2008.

Mondo Stars Poll Results

"Tiger Woods is an idiot." True 361/24% False 1139/76%

Votes: 1500

Gwen Knapp, from the front-page article "A golfing genius takes a dumb step" published in the June 19, 2008 edition of the San Francisco Chronicle.

Knapp wrote: "Tiger Woods is an idiot. A mesmerizing, peerless, incandescent idiot.

"If he'd used his head at all, he would never have entered the U.S. Open last week with a double stress fracture and a torn ligament in his left leg. Woods marched 21 miles over the longest layout in Open history, playing five rounds and 24 hours of spellbinding golf, repeatedly wincing before he could plant a ritual smooch on the side of the coveted trophy Monday afternoon. Then, two days later, he had to kiss the rest of his season goodbye.

"He announced Wednesday that he would undergo his second knee surgery in less than three months. The first, to clear out damaged cartilage, appeared to be the cause of his many grimaces during the Open. But Woods was keeping secrets. The joint had far more serious damage, a torn anterior cruciate ligament, and rehabilitation exercises from the cartilage operation had damaged a bone in his lower leg.

"Under the circumstances, a wiser man would have traded that one Open trophy for a healthier leg and the chance to win a less strenuous major, the PGA, this summer. Or, if necessary, he would have given up both the Open and the entire summer for safer passage into next year's majors and the ever-scintillating possibility of golf's first single-season Grand Slam. The wise man would never have jeopardized his entire future to play a single event."